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[2.4s] I guess my next stop is to go to Tamanthor and find the Citadel and pledge my oath.
[7.8s] My fear is that it may have been slightly romanticized for you.
[13.9s] The majority of them believe that there are no dragon gods.
[20.4s] While that sounds like a sad way to live, but I guess I understand why they would be
[24.5s] military and strong and I guess they're awfully afraid that they might be enslaved again.
[29.3s] Your view of Dragonborn, specifically from your village, might be shaken.
[36.0s] Did you do something different with your hair?
[37.9s] Uh, no, I mean, I think it's the same as it was before.
[41.4s] Maybe you're just exhausted, maybe you're just super tired, but Sully seems like he grew.
[46.2s] Yeah, now I just seem to be legitimately smaller than before.
[50.4s] Which I don't see why that's a problem, but apparently it's a problem.
[54.5s] Give me a couple days.
[57.1s] Let me look into perhaps wild magic and see if I can't find anything that would flippy the effect.
[64.4s] Is that the technical term?
[66.2s] All right, guys, can we make a pit stop at the hospital?
[69.6s] By the way, there's a growth on my body that I'm quite attached to.
[74.3s] In a non-romantic, more of a platonic, loving relationship.
[79.1s] You are a weird bunch.
[82.1s] Just full of problems.
[84.5s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.
[106.6s] We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast, and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.
[111.0s] And with me today is Karla Maxted.
[113.0s] That is me.
[114.0s] I play Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin, just like so stoked to tell you about my man Bahamut.
[121.2s] And Tom Laird.
[123.4s] That's me.
[124.1s] I play Moot, a wild magic half-orc sorcerer who is currently a bit shorter than he was before.
[132.2s] And Amy More.
[134.2s] That is me.
[135.3s] I play a lightfoot halfling rogue named Sullivan's Light.
[140.6s] And I'm so interested to hear all about this story.
[143.8s] Bahamut?
[147.0s] He's never heard of him before.
[151.4s] I almost believe that could be possible.
[153.7s] It's like I've literally tuned him out or tuned you out so good.
[158.0s] Totally.
[159.5s] Guys, this tea smells amazing.
[161.7s] What kind of tea is it?
[163.1s] It is David's Tea Cold 9-1-1.
[168.2s] Are you fighting something off?
[170.2s] Yep.
[171.0s] Remember when I took that itty bitty sip of Russ's Powerade a couple days ago?
[174.7s] I do remember and you instantly went, oh fuck, why did I do that?
[179.9s] Never drink my Powerade.
[181.9s] I know this now.
[184.2s] I feel like you knew it before too, but you still screwed up.
[187.2s] This isn't one of those cults where we drink the Powerade, okay?
[191.0s] This is where I get my Powerade and you leave it alone or you get a cold.
[194.8s] I mean, that's a good way to always keep your stuff.
[196.6s] Booby trapped his Powerade.
[198.2s] Yeah, I did booby trap it with cold bugs.
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[279.2s] We left you.
[280.1s] You were going to the hospital and they saw you.
[285.1s] There was no lump there that they saw.
[287.4s] They stitched you up because you did have a somewhat bleeding open wound.
[293.6s] And sent you on your way because there was nothing else to see.
[297.7s] Do I still feel attachment to where my lump used to be?
[300.9s] You feel like there's something missing.
[306.9s] Guys, I really, I know it sounds crazy, but
[310.5s] I really miss what I call it.
[315.4s] Ken?
[315.8s] Ken.
[317.0s] I miss Ken.
[320.2s] So bad with names I can't even remember the name I gave to my semi-sentient lump.
[327.0s] Is there anything we can do to help?
[334.1s] No, I don't think so.
[336.4s] I think this is just something I'm going to have to get through.
[341.1s] Maybe you could fill that void with Glim's friend Bahama.
[346.7s] She'll tell you all about him.
[350.8s] It's not a spiritual void so much as like,
[354.8s] like you know if you have like a brother or something and you guys are always together
[362.3s] and then he goes off to college and then you're left to fend for yourself in the wild
[368.2s] streets of the city.
[370.6s] Where are you guys right now?
[372.6s] I guess we're walking out of the hospital or like walking down the street.
[377.6s] Yeah you get out into the street and you hear a call from up ahead of you and it's
[381.8s] Hey you funky bunch what you up to?
[384.8s] Oh god is that his app?
[386.2s] It's me, Hillop, can you hear me?
[390.6s] I'm coming towards you.
[392.6s] Just look anywhere.
[394.0s] Hi Hillop.
[396.8s] Oh hey you crazy kids what you been up to this whole time?
[399.8s] How's your leg?
[401.8s] My legs are fine.
[402.6s] They healed quite well after the bumpety bump down the stairs.
[406.0s] Why why you say?
[408.2s] Oh it's a shoulder.
[409.1s] How's your shoulder?
[411.7s] Where you shot me in my heart?
[413.9s] I did not shoot you in your heart.
[415.8s] We were bestest of friends and you just you keep bringing up the fact that you shot me
[420.7s] in cold blood.
[422.2s] It's it wasn't in cold blood.
[424.3s] I just fooling with you.
[425.7s] Oh gosh listen I'm going I'm going through some some grief and some loss right now.
[431.4s] Can you just not?
[432.6s] What did he lose?
[433.5s] Why did he?
[436.2s] It's a whole thing.
[437.5s] It's sort of hard to explain.
[438.7s] He had a lump and they were best friends.
[442.9s] He had a lump?
[444.6s] And they were best of friends than me?
[447.5s] Well I mean we hadn't seen you Hillop.
[449.2s] We thought you were back on the caravan trail.
[451.9s] Oh no see you know what they're getting ready with the caravan out there but I too
[456.0s] had a lump and now it's gone but you know.
[459.8s] You did?
[460.7s] Wait you had a lump too?
[462.4s] Yeah it was a few days ago.
[464.9s] Oh did you like your lump?
[467.3s] It's yeah I was very it's very friendly lump it was there and it's
[471.0s] I drew a little smiley face on it.
[473.0s] Oh that's such a good idea.
[474.5s] I didn't draw a smiley face on it.
[476.2s] Where abouts was your lump?
[478.6s] Uh it was on it was on my backspace um.
[484.9s] So it wasn't on the delete?
[485.4s] Mine was on my control alt delete.
[493.4s] Yeah it was on my backspace and it uh it was like shoulder shoulder back here
[498.4s] and he reaches and he's trying to spin around and point to it.
[501.8s] Oh mine was right here and I and I spin and I'm trying to point to it.
[505.2s] There's two people spinning the street no it's right here just a little bit to the left.
[509.3s] It's a little down just a little bit down but just like a really hard place to see.
[513.4s] Look at us we're bonding so over our missing lumps.
[518.4s] Did you did yours just disappear Hillop?
[521.4s] Yeah one one day it was there it had the smiley face on it.
[524.4s] Next day I woke up and it was just like a big old bruise is what they told me
[530.6s] and it's bleeding.
[532.4s] Yeah I had a cut too.
[534.5s] Do you think our lumps escaped?
[537.0s] I mean that's what I assumed.
[539.0s] I don't know who who who would have taken a lump.
[543.3s] Do you think our lumps were stolen?
[545.3s] Who who would want to steal a lump?
[547.4s] Did you guys have have the envy of the lumps?
[550.8s] We didn't even know about the lump.
[552.1s] Yeah we had no idea this was a thing.
[555.5s] Good because of my lumps.
[557.4s] My lumps my lumps my lumps.
[559.8s] My lovely lady lumps.
[561.9s] Check it out.
[562.8s] Do you think this has something to do with those mushrooms that you both ate?
[568.8s] All those meaty mushrooms I try to remember them all the time.
[572.2s] I yacked mine up.
[575.7s] Yeah you did yak it up.
[577.0s] I yacked it up onto someone.
[580.1s] Yeah but I mean out of the four of us you both ate the mushrooms and then had
[587.8s] these lumps show up and Glim and I didn't and we didn't have any lumps show up.
[594.2s] Well I mean you two are missing out.
[596.9s] Yeah it was really wonderful for the short amount of time that we were together.
[600.4s] It was quite an amazing experience.
[602.2s] Really made me feel special.
[603.5s] It was almost like my friendship with Sully here but without the backhanded comments.
[609.4s] Or the arrow in the shoulder.
[611.1s] What's the arrow in the shoulder?
[612.3s] I almost forgot thank you for bringing that up.
[614.2s] You know when your lump just makes you feel like you're the only person in the room.
[617.8s] In the arms of my lump.
[625.0s] We can't have two F's with the F's of the angels.
[629.7s] SPCA commercial with Sully holding his lump.
[633.1s] Have you seen this lump?
[635.3s] This lump is missing.
[636.4s] Are you gonna put it on a milk carton?
[638.0s] Oh that would be like the grossest thing to see at the breakfast table.
[641.2s] Maybe the lump was sat alone in a buggy marsh.
[645.1s] Hey is there something funky about you?
[646.9s] You are shorter friend.
[649.1s] Oh yeah yeah yeah that that happened to me.
[651.8s] That's a thing that's happening right now.
[653.7s] Maybe it's permanent I don't know.
[655.7s] That's super cool.
[657.3s] Now you can fit through many more doors.
[659.2s] Yeah not as cool as a lump though am I right?
[662.8s] Well I wasn't going to try to rub it in too much but Sully has a point.
[667.0s] Well did you go to a doctor or anything to find out anything about the lump?
[670.8s] We just came from the hospital and they just sewed up the mark left where Sully's was but
[675.7s] did you learn anything about it?
[678.2s] No because it was gone.
[679.8s] They they stitched me up too and said it looks like I got stabbed in the back with
[685.5s] with a sharpie pokey point.
[689.6s] And then I said I have a friend who likes to shoot me with sharpie pokey points.
[694.3s] Oh yeah it was one time.
[695.5s] And they said to probably avoid him and then I look at this I stumble across each
[699.9s] other and he too is inflicted with the sharpie pokey point where there used to be a lump.
[705.1s] Well I'm starting to think that our lump might have been something.
[709.1s] Something that was inside that like has now come outside.
[713.3s] Do you think your lumps like ran off together?
[717.4s] Well it can't help but make me feel like like maybe we weren't good enough.
[722.3s] You know like why would he leave?
[724.0s] We weren't lumpy enough.
[729.1s] This is very sad.
[730.2s] I don't like to see my friend so sad.
[732.1s] Do you have any idea of what we can?
[734.4s] I mean Moot's idea about the mushrooms does kind of seem to make sense.
[739.3s] Well yeah but I yacked mine up.
[742.5s] Yeah but still I mean you probably didn't get all of it.
[744.9s] Maybe you didn't yack it up fast enough.
[747.6s] Maybe it's those like the oils in it.
[751.8s] Oh geez.
[753.3s] Hey if it exploded from our backs at some point probably while we were sleeping
[758.0s] do you think there'd be a trail of something to follow?
[761.2s] Oh I think you didn't notice anything on your sheets when you got up
[764.4s] or you just didn't think to look.
[766.6s] I don't know if you know this about me Glim but I'm not very like observatory.
[777.6s] Right, right.
[778.7s] We did talk about it several times.
[783.4s] What?
[790.6s] Well we've got a couple days before we find out about you know
[794.2s] Moot's incredible drinking problem so
[796.6s] Sure do you make short pants over there?
[798.0s] So we could I mean
[799.4s] He wishes.
[800.0s] We could go to the temple and see if there's or where are you staying
[802.8s] Hilla? Maybe your place is closer.
[804.4s] We can investigate there easy.
[806.8s] I'm a man of the road.
[808.9s] I stay in my caravan.
[810.7s] How far away is that?
[814.4s] Where are we?
[815.9s] You're just walking down the street and you have absolutely no idea where you are?
[820.9s] You know some days I just go out for a walk and it takes me a while to get back there
[825.3s] because I find new friends to talk to and then they take me to other places and we
[829.7s] we hang out and we have we have baguettes and we have drinks and then we laugh about
[835.9s] all the times that we had earlier in the day and then I don't know where I am and
[839.3s] then I stumble my way back until I find the caravan.
[842.5s] Well it sounds a little bit dangerous Hilla but I'm a little worried about you doing
[847.6s] that but you're a man of the world so it's it's fine.
[851.5s] Well I thought you were going to offer me a place to stay.
[853.7s] No that's cool.
[856.4s] That's fine.
[857.2s] No that's what that lead-up was for.
[859.0s] Yeah.
[859.7s] Oh geez Louise.
[860.6s] No it's fine.
[861.4s] Sorry I didn't pick up on that subtext.
[863.4s] You seem so happy with the way your life was.
[866.2s] I mean it is pretty great you should try that sometimes with all the baguettes.
[871.4s] You know Shorty I've seen you at the sun and stars.
[876.9s] Oh yeah I'm there constantly.
[879.0s] You know just earlier today they had this thing set up and they said it was for
[883.9s] for moot and it was this very lovely luxurious table and Remy said that he was
[890.5s] he was just whipping up something special for his good buddy moot.
[894.0s] You know no charge on this one because you come in so frequently but then he
[899.0s] came in all in a huff later and was like off through the table against the wall.
[907.8s] I mean wow that is that sounds so unlike Remy he's usually such a cool customer.
[913.6s] Well it sounds like you got some making up to do.
[917.4s] It definitely does sound I'll have to I'll have to swing by tomorrow.
[921.1s] Okay okay so we're going to go check out the crime scene where somebody stole your
[927.4s] your your friend.
[929.4s] Yeah okay let's go let's find him.
[931.6s] Let's go find him.
[934.4s] The four of you head back to the temple of Bahamut.
[938.4s] Takes you a little while to get there but you make it into Sully's room.
[942.8s] How does Sully's room look?
[944.7s] That's a little bit messy.
[947.0s] The word disaster zone comes to mind.
[949.8s] He doesn't have that much stuff so there actually there actually isn't a whole lot
[954.5s] around because he travels light.
[957.1s] His bed is totally unkempt.
[958.9s] It looks exactly the way like a teenager's bed would look.
[963.3s] You wonder how on earth they get those blankets straight to sleep in.
[967.0s] They don't know.
[968.2s] And yeah just a few things here and there shoes on the floor but otherwise fairly tidy.
[975.1s] Okay so where did it happen?
[976.8s] Did it happen in here?
[978.6s] Well I assume it happens when you go go to sleep because I have no recollection of anything
[984.0s] you know coming at me.
[987.4s] Well let's pull back pull back your blanket.
[989.2s] I feel weird doing it but maybe see if you see anything on the sheets.
[997.0s] Seems risky in like a howl to see boy's room.
[1000.8s] I think he's 19.
[1001.6s] Don't get a black light out.
[1006.4s] According to them Sully just masturbates just all the time.
[1009.0s] Ferocious masturbation.
[1010.7s] Ferocious masturbation.
[1013.4s] Whoa that is an aggressive sentence.
[1019.6s] Yeah I mean whatever else you see you can describe but you do see a spot of a spot
[1027.6s] of blood a boat wound position where you would be laying and it kind of like trickles down
[1034.6s] the side closest to the wall.
[1038.2s] Hey look look there's definitely a trail.
[1041.8s] Uh hold my I assume these are just like mattresses like like bed rolls on the ground.
[1051.5s] Or at least just a very simple bed.
[1053.4s] I'm picturing like a just a simple frame.
[1055.7s] Yeah yeah.
[1058.2s] Uh I I pull the bed from against the wall to look down the other side.
[1065.9s] Make an investigation check.
[1068.5s] New dice.
[1070.3s] Oh that's a 13 which is less shitty but my investigation is a plus one so 14.
[1078.6s] Yes you see uh the blood that trickles down the side and then it's almost like
[1084.8s] it's something slid across the room but you lose the trail about halfway across the room.
[1095.4s] Oh jeez.
[1096.1s] And it just there's no real entry or exit it just terminate like kind of just fades off
[1102.9s] at that point.
[1103.6s] Like the blood has dried up.
[1104.9s] Like the blood has dried off.
[1107.7s] Well I know uh that uh Ken made it halfway through the room and then probably
[1119.1s] left.
[1121.0s] I don't even know what we're looking for here.
[1125.8s] And I don't know.
[1126.9s] I I don't know.
[1129.5s] Maybe those guys at uh El Torcho Academy can uh.
[1136.9s] Oh you went to El Torcho.
[1138.4s] They have the cool they have the cool skewers with the meats.
[1143.4s] Are we talking about the same place?
[1144.9s] I don't think so.
[1145.4s] El Torcho they have the torches.
[1148.2s] No this is a magic school.
[1150.4s] Yeah.
[1151.0s] Oh that's different.
[1152.6s] They should change their name because it's very close to the very trendy restaurant El Torcho.
[1157.3s] Well now I know I want his meat on sticks.
[1159.7s] You too that sounds great.
[1160.9s] Is it one of those places there's like the fire in the middle of the table and
[1164.2s] you cook your meat yourself?
[1166.1s] Yeah that too.
[1166.6s] They come along with big pieces of meat on skewers and they and they saw it off.
[1170.8s] Both of those things happen at the same time.
[1173.3s] Can we stop by?
[1174.7s] They saw off slabs of raw meat to your table and then you cook it in the center.
[1181.5s] El Torcho sounds just downright magical.
[1184.4s] El Torcho is pretty magical.
[1186.7s] Well maybe we go get some baguettes and swing by El Torcho's.
[1190.6s] They let you bring your own bread?
[1192.2s] Well we have some baguettes on the way because it's a bit of a hike.
[1195.6s] Oh I see.
[1196.5s] In the other side of the city.
[1198.0s] Right right.
[1199.5s] You own a caravan.
[1201.6s] What?
[1202.6s] Why don't you just take a horse?
[1204.2s] Well because the streets are very narrow.
[1206.2s] They don't like you taking the horses through the city.
[1208.7s] Oh all right.
[1211.4s] Well what do you guys want to do?
[1212.9s] I mean other than go to El Torcho.
[1214.9s] Well yeah I mean that's number one on my list now.
[1216.9s] But definitely I mean we have to eat.
[1219.0s] We flash ahead to El Torcho.
[1220.7s] Okay oh great.
[1222.2s] You're there.
[1222.7s] We'll talk about it there.
[1223.8s] You're having the same discussion but you now you're in El Torcho there's
[1227.6s] massive there's just massive fire in the center of this table that as you sit down
[1234.3s] it simmers back down and there's a grill plate there and they come over with very
[1238.6s] heavy types of meat beef and chicken and pork and something his fans fantastical.
[1248.9s] I have the meat sweat set in yet for moot.
[1254.3s] You are sweating even before you start eating.
[1257.6s] You're a smaller man now.
[1259.0s] So you just don't have the constitution that you had before.
[1263.6s] But feel free to continue your conversation now eating meats.
[1266.8s] Okay I love it.
[1268.4s] So what do you guys want to?
[1269.8s] I felt so sad when you were talking about your lumps and you just seem so distraught.
[1274.4s] And I mean it there was that little trail of blood but any idea?
[1278.6s] Do you want to keep looking?
[1280.0s] Do you want to just accept the loss and mourn it and move on or what do you think?
[1286.5s] I don't even know.
[1287.3s] I mean like the mystery of it all is killing me.
[1290.6s] Oh my god what if it was a little mushroom with legs.
[1294.5s] That would be very yummy too.
[1297.3s] Oh no we're not supposed to eat our friends.
[1299.7s] Um I lost them.
[1303.4s] I got caught up in the meats.
[1306.4s] That's fair.
[1307.0s] That's all I've been thinking about since we came here.
[1310.0s] Yes they're very tasty.
[1311.3s] Here try this one.
[1312.2s] It's it's I don't even know what it is.
[1315.0s] Well it's delicious.
[1318.7s] That's Sully eating meats.
[1321.6s] Well I mean it would be very interesting if we could find Sully's.
[1325.1s] We at least know that it went like a little bit left from his original starting point.
[1331.8s] So that gives us somewhere to go.
[1333.8s] Me I don't even know where where where Barry left me.
[1339.7s] What was it what was yours named?
[1341.3s] Barry.
[1342.3s] Barry.
[1343.3s] Barry.
[1348.3s] Okay so we finish our meats and go back to the temple.
[1351.2s] Well now that we've got that out of our system we can think clearly.
[1357.0s] While we're like re-energized right.
[1359.0s] If I'm thinking about a specific kind of food it's all over for me until I have that.
[1362.6s] That's all I want until yeah.
[1364.8s] We flash back to the temple and you're back in the room now full a little bit more tired.
[1371.8s] But perhaps more invigorated.
[1374.9s] Maybe if I just lay down we can re-enact what happened.
[1379.8s] Okay I like this plan.
[1381.4s] Okay.
[1382.2s] Shall I play Ken?
[1384.9s] Sure.
[1385.6s] Okay cool.
[1386.7s] All right.
[1387.1s] You just lie down like you were laying before.
[1389.1s] Okay I lay down on my side with the lump side down.
[1392.2s] Okay tuck tuck me in here moot boy.
[1395.8s] Okay.
[1396.4s] Okay I hide under the covers.
[1401.7s] Okay so go.
[1405.5s] What do you do while you sleep?
[1407.7s] I don't know I fucking sleep.
[1409.1s] What do you do when you sleep?
[1410.2s] Do you like make gurgly noises or like stretch around?
[1414.7s] You have to get into character at this point.
[1417.1s] I am me about to fall asleep.
[1419.3s] Also about to kick you out of my bed.
[1421.6s] Okay well that's not really the point of this exercise.
[1426.6s] Okay right I was just trying to get him in the in the moment.
[1430.1s] I thought you were going to say in the mood.
[1432.0s] Get out of my bed.
[1432.9s] I am Ken.
[1434.6s] I am stretching my maybe limbs.
[1438.6s] I'm bursting free from my my side womb.
[1444.8s] I am covered in my host's blood.
[1448.4s] I am trickling down.
[1450.3s] We didn't move the bed out far enough for me to play Ken.
[1453.8s] Glim moot you move the bed.
[1456.3s] Okay we move the bed over.
[1457.9s] Scooch that bed over for you.
[1459.5s] I'm trickling down the side.
[1461.6s] How did this happen?
[1462.7s] I don't know but keep going.
[1466.8s] I am trickling down the side and I am crawling sludging along.
[1472.2s] Maybe I have legs.
[1473.6s] Maybe I don't.
[1475.0s] We're gonna find out.
[1476.6s] Oh and I've hit the point where I've run out of my host's blood.
[1481.2s] Now where do I go?
[1482.4s] What do you see down there?
[1483.4s] Where would you go?
[1484.2s] I see well there's the closest exit.
[1487.5s] I mean the door is the closest exit and then the window.
[1490.9s] If I have if I have hands and legs and maybe I have sticky sticky fingers
[1496.2s] I could climb to the window but I look at the wall
[1501.6s] and I don't see sticky fingerprints so maybe
[1509.1s] maybe I crawl to the door and I crawl to the door.
[1515.4s] Okay now we're just following along as
[1518.6s] Sully remains in bed.
[1520.7s] Yeah I imagine Sully's falling asleep at this point.
[1523.6s] Sully's definitely asleep.
[1526.1s] Okay so now I'm out the door.
[1529.3s] Sully we're trying to find Ken.
[1530.6s] This is your whole thing.
[1531.7s] You should come with us.
[1533.6s] Right so much meat so much meat.
[1537.8s] I roll out of bed.
[1539.9s] How much of that performance did you get?
[1543.4s] You're crawling out the door because it's the nearest exit.
[1546.4s] Yes now come down here with me pretend you are Ken.
[1549.0s] Get into the mindset of Ken.
[1552.0s] Well I'm already really close to the ground so I'm just gonna bend over a little bit.
[1556.1s] Okay.
[1556.4s] All right I'm Ken.
[1557.6s] I'm walking around.
[1558.8s] I'm probably hungry.
[1560.9s] It's a possibility.
[1562.3s] Do do do lumps eat?
[1565.2s] Do lumps walk?
[1567.1s] Well we haven't determined if Ken has legs or not yet.
[1570.0s] Well it's gotta have some sort of mode of transportation.
[1573.5s] I mean I think food seems I think that's pretty smart Sully.
[1578.3s] If you just if you just been birthed from your host's side womb.
[1585.4s] Gross.
[1586.6s] I hate everything about this.
[1589.8s] Then maybe you you need some sustenance so.
[1593.0s] Is there a baguette in this temple?
[1595.5s] There is not but there is a kitchen.
[1598.7s] Oh well maybe we head to the kitchen.
[1600.5s] Is it down these stairs in front of us?
[1603.8s] Yes.
[1604.6s] To the kitchen we go.
[1606.3s] Down here with me Sully.
[1609.1s] Are you guys seeing anything down there?
[1610.9s] Any like disturbances in the dust or any prints or anything?
[1618.4s] Well I mean.
[1619.6s] Is it evening now?
[1621.9s] Probably.
[1622.6s] Yeah because this was like a whole like this happened first thing in the morning.
[1627.1s] And now we're trying to investigate.
[1629.8s] And we stopped for a whole large meal in the middle.
[1633.6s] That's right.
[1634.6s] There is a little flickies.
[1636.6s] How often do they sweepy sweepy here?
[1640.3s] I mean it's usually very clean.
[1643.1s] Okay well you should talk to the owner and tell them that there's a little bit of dust here.
[1648.3s] Don't worry I got it but next time someone might not do this.
[1652.6s] You're right.
[1653.4s] Most people wouldn't come somewhere they've never been before and then
[1656.7s] crawl around on the floor pretending to be a lump escaped from a body.
[1662.3s] Well when you say it that way.
[1665.4s] When you say it that way it just sounds so fucking insane.
[1669.5s] You make your way down the stairs into the kitchen and you're following
[1673.4s] Hillup and Sully who may or may not be crawling beside of him.
[1676.6s] I'm crudgy.
[1678.4s] Says okay what else there's a pantry over there.
[1687.0s] Okay well let's go check out the pantry then.
[1689.4s] Well yeah.
[1689.8s] That was my cue to say maybe you lead.
[1692.7s] Oh my god.
[1693.9s] I walk over to the pantry and I open the door.
[1698.1s] Do you see anything?
[1700.7s] I rule an investigation.
[1703.0s] Sure.
[1704.6s] That's a seven.
[1707.4s] You don't see anything and then Hillup comes in behind you
[1712.6s] and he's like how could you miss it?
[1715.2s] What are you talking about?
[1716.4s] Look along the bottom shelf here get down here.
[1719.8s] Ah I crouch.
[1721.9s] Look there's there are things missing from the lower shelf.
[1726.1s] What's kept on the lower shelf?
[1730.1s] Um I don't know I mean like probably some some barley and things you know like dried
[1736.6s] grains like you'd keep in the pantry.
[1738.8s] It looks like maybe the mice could have been here or the ken.
[1744.0s] Maybe ken is a mouse.
[1748.4s] So you had a mouse in your side?
[1750.0s] Did you have a mouse in your side?
[1751.8s] That is yet to be determined.
[1753.9s] Well I don't know.
[1755.6s] Okay well it looks like there's a tiny hole that's torn in the side of this this burlap
[1760.4s] bag that things are spilling out down into.
[1765.0s] Well grab it let's take it in there and open it up pour it out maybe he's still in there.
[1770.6s] Okay okay now we're onto something here.
[1773.1s] I'm scared now it's like you know you're like you wanted it to happen but now that
[1776.9s] it might be happening you're just really not too sure you actually want to meet your lump.
[1781.0s] That is a very common thing yeah.
[1786.6s] Yeah we've all been there.
[1788.2s] Totally.
[1788.9s] So I get out a bowl and I open the bag and then I pour it out
[1793.4s] and maybe we see anything in there that is untoward.
[1807.4s] And we're back in the middle again.
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[2096.1s] You pour out the oats into the bowl and while you don't see anything that is not oats
[2104.5s] you do see a lot of things that are oats a lot of things that are oats
[2113.0s] no you you begin kind of like moving around and kind of sifting through and toss it through them
[2119.1s] and a what comes to the top is a tiny like you know how lizards shed their skin
[2128.9s] hmm that's what rises to the top but it's more humanoid in shape
[2136.9s] esk but very small so there's like a tiny exoskeleton husk
[2144.6s] ish yeah more reptile skin like than exoskeleton but yes
[2150.6s] oh my god do you think this is kin here do you have any feelings about this and i
[2156.0s] like hold out towards him to see if he has any kind of like emotional reaction
[2161.0s] no this is just an empty shell of what used to be ken so it did used to be ken
[2167.5s] well i mean maybe i i never i never seen a lizard look like this and this looks like
[2175.6s] a tiny person does this look like a tiny person to anybody else it it does that's kind
[2181.0s] of weird yeah yeah like i gave like side birth to my own twin yeah
[2193.4s] i mean it was weird before but now it's just real this is a real humdinger
[2200.0s] okay you have very important things that you contribute to conversations
[2206.6s] hey look i was the one who found the maybe ken that's true so you're a tiny human and
[2215.3s] you've just side birthed you go eat some food you grow out of your skin shed your skin
[2223.3s] you need clothes where do you go next clothes he went to the tailor oh okay we'll go to tiny
[2230.1s] town to the tiny town tailors and then to the haberdashery the tiny town haberdashery he needs
[2237.7s] a hat right no self-respecting tiny side birth human would not have a nice hat right hillip
[2245.5s] begins walking around the room and there's a back door in this in this kitchen um and he goes
[2251.9s] and opens it up he says well i don't know how big he gots but um he might have fit
[2257.4s] underneath this door if he was still a small small boy or girl you're right or girl well you
[2265.8s] know what though i did get a i did get a specifically male feeling from him i mean you named him ken
[2271.7s] which is i mean she's very historically a male name not that it really matters but um kendalyn
[2278.8s] can it kendalyn not just kendal i would have gone either kendal or or kennedy or
[2286.8s] kendalyn kendra i mean kendra that's a good one a lot of options so never mind you do you
[2294.6s] i'm gonna i'm gonna look so i get down also i open the door and also get down on my hands
[2300.9s] and knees and see if i can see anything exiting this door oh i don't i rolled a two
[2306.4s] oh you don't have a sweet bonus i don't how sweet of a bonus could i possibly have he's got like a
[2313.0s] plus eight to some stuff i do i have a plus nine just light of hand there you go um i come over and
[2320.2s] i also look all right everybody's welcome to look 18 18 get your own number tom no it was
[2330.6s] the same number all three of you come get down and beside him oh wait 17 i thought i had
[2334.9s] a plus one but i don't sorry amy that's cool so you're enough you can have 18 thank you appreciate
[2339.0s] it um all three of you come get down now you're you're like right into this um moot are we are
[2344.8s] we you're right into this you're into it i mean you're rolling ales at the meat place like
[2351.5s] probably gotta wash down that meat somehow i guess so um glim you don't see anything and
[2358.2s] it empties into a a fairly busy street um moot and sully you see moving down the steps um small
[2367.9s] tiny footprints that get as you kind of track them down the stairs they get lost in the
[2375.8s] in the just the pathway just the regular traffic tramples them and you kind of lose
[2381.6s] them at the bottom of the stairs uh he do we smell or see anything in either direction that
[2390.2s] maybe stands out like is there a smell of delicious cooked goods coming from one way or
[2397.4s] i'm trying to think of something that sure a tiny hungry person might go towards um the
[2404.3s] the kitchen exits onto a side alley so you go to the left you get out to the main road
[2409.8s] you go to the right it goes down a back set of out like a bad series of alleys that cut behind
[2416.7s] a lot of the buildings along this block if i was a teeny tiny person if i was a teeny
[2424.0s] tinier person i would probably take the back alley so i didn't get all squished and squashed
[2431.3s] yeah i think you're right yeah the main roads probably very loud in comparison so i'd probably
[2436.5s] stay away from that especially being all naked and stuff
[2442.6s] true i mean you'll also maybe being that new have no sense of shame
[2448.5s] also who said i'm ashamed to be a naked i'll get naked right now
[2452.0s] sorry sir no no no sir you already proved that you shake you shake your
[2456.8s] your tushy at that's anybody who you so desire well that was just for truth of
[2462.2s] all right but i mean okay i go forward has been established i go forward down the alleyway
[2471.0s] everybody's following yeah you bet all right i'm really invested in this
[2475.3s] tiny how could they not it's weird it's so upsetting but delightful
[2485.3s] it's all of those i can't wait to meet our new party member tiny ken
[2489.1s] oh my god can we hey can we name yours barbie may my name my name my love barbie it was barry
[2499.7s] it's pretty close was barry's bobby's so close well i mean if we find your lump we might find
[2506.2s] my lump that would be pretty cool that's right maybe they are hanging out together
[2510.6s] they've started their own traveling lump band joins the lump circus
[2519.0s] how many of these things do you think are out there that there's a whole circus full
[2522.6s] this is uncertain but maybe more than two do i see anything as i'm walking down this alleyway
[2532.1s] make an investigation check for the new area that you know it's only a four i also rolled
[2536.6s] a four oh i will do better i hope 13 hillip
[2543.2s] i mean hillip can roll too he's not really i don't think it matters what dice i have you guys
[2552.6s] nope the four of you are walking down the the alleyway and it's getting pretty dark
[2559.8s] there's not much light there's light coming from some of the windows from inside a lot
[2563.5s] of the buildings um moot you um you walk past another alleyway that cuts between buildings
[2572.6s] back to the main street and you notice a what looks like a young boy standing in the alley
[2584.5s] you there boy what day is it uh excuse me did you happen to see anything
[2595.3s] super small heading down this alley he's 10 or 15 feet down the alley and he
[2602.2s] he turns i'm assuming this young boy is wearing clothes and looks like a normal boy yes yes sorry
[2608.0s] he's wearing clothes he's got a actually he's got a hood up but you can see that he's a
[2612.6s] younger just by the build of him um he turns and looks at you um and stands and turns his
[2619.8s] body towards you um and takes a few steps forward figure the three of you have kept walking
[2626.8s] maybe you've heard moot stop and talk but moot you see as he steps into a bit of a light shining
[2634.2s] out of window you see a third eye in his forehead huh and you don't see his lips move but you
[2643.4s] hear in your mind and he says
[2650.5s] meet me in the graveyard
[2655.9s] what do the three of you do you hear moot talking to somebody probably walk up to see who he's
[2663.8s] talking to moot moot did you find the tiny man as they come back and to you moot uh the boy
[2671.1s] vanishes in a almost a cloud of shadow and he's gone before they come around the corner
[2681.4s] you look down the alleyway and there's nobody there for everybody else who you talking to man
[2686.8s] did you see him it's do i just not see him he's too small uh no uh there was a person a
[2693.7s] young man here but now i don't i don't know guys i thought someone was here but maybe
[2700.5s] maybe not
[2704.2s] did you have too many meats are you getting the meat hallucinations i've heard of those i haven't
[2710.9s] experienced them yet maybe i needed one more slice of the unknown the unknown was pretty
[2717.6s] delicious i swear we should probably go ask it go ask them sometime and see what that meat was
[2722.9s] so we could get it ourselves hillip do you know is there a graveyard anywhere around here
[2729.0s] i mean there is there is a graveyard yes it's uh the city of the dead is the graveyard for water
[2735.3s] deep is it close by why you want to go there yeah that's sort of a strange question out of
[2741.0s] nowhere here in this dark alley and very specific well the person i thought i saw
[2749.8s] they told me to meet them in the graveyard wait so you did see someone or you didn't see
[2754.8s] well i thought i did i thought i did because he seemed real to me but then when you guys came over
[2762.2s] he wasn't there anymore i mean that sounds like exactly the sort of person you should
[2767.9s] probably tell your friends about the kind that are there and say like weird mysterious things
[2772.7s] and then just disappear yeah that's why i'm telling you okay also he had three eyes
[2779.6s] oh oh okay wow kind of buried the lead on that story probably should have led with that one
[2787.0s] oh and when he talked to me he didn't move his mouth but i heard him in my head
[2791.4s] and he told you to meet him in a graveyard yeah and you want to go there well i'm you know
[2797.4s] like this is a good idea i'm a curious personality okay in more ways than one did he seem like did
[2805.0s] he have an energy like a ken kind of energy oh good question i don't maybe i don't know what
[2813.1s] the ken energy really is well i think we just call it ken energy oh that is good
[2819.4s] hmm what would we call mine a barergy that doesn't roll the same the barometer oh you
[2826.5s] are very good at these such things i know that's why we're best friends um so yeah maybe
[2833.6s] you know if we can track ken down we can also go do you think we should go to the graveyard
[2839.5s] i'm really intrigued i mean i'm also intrigued but when we say it out loud it sounds like a very
[2844.6s] bad idea but it sounds crazy but i mean well i got these and i pull out my daggers so maybe
[2851.5s] you stabbed yourself and you got your ken free did i also stab you did you sleep with your daggers
[2857.0s] i don't sleep with my daggers i sleep naked the way god's intended
[2863.3s] so yeah we got we got this weird graveyard guy so uh let's go make poor choices
[2869.1s] i guess let's um let's hit the graveyard and see either a three-eyed boy or a tiny human or
[2875.6s] maybe both or just a bunch of dead people or just a bunch of dead we'll almost definitely
[2881.0s] see them yeah they'll they'll for sure be there um i'm sure i've seen it on the on the
[2885.8s] walkabout sometime and i will i will uh maybe there's a great baguette on the way we get some
[2892.4s] some delicious baguettes okay do you want more food i can't even think about eating
[2897.3s] hillip oh my goodness it's been a whole like hour two hours that we've been crawling around
[2903.0s] on the ground trying to track down the tiny ken well you're the only one that's been
[2907.4s] crawling hillip look you guys you did it at the end there i saw you
[2911.5s] you admit it you got into it you were playing my game and it worked look at us we found a
[2921.0s] three-eyed wonder in the middle of the night and now we are headed to mystery
[2926.8s] it's gonna be really exciting i mean again when you say it out loud it sounds crazy
[2933.8s] i don't think we need baguettes though i don't think i think that may be like
[2937.4s] like like an expediation is the important part of this did he give you a time was he like at
[2945.9s] 11 30 or no he just said meet him in the graveyard
[2952.7s] okay well i guess we could go tomorrow too do you want to go during daytime yeah but do like
[2961.2s] spirits who could possibly help you out even come out in the morning time
[2965.4s] i mean we're already on our way i say we just keep going and hillip maybe if we'll pass a
[2969.9s] baguette and if we go past one you could pop in very quickly oh thank you this was so nice
[2977.3s] i will get each of you a baguette just for being so kind in my considerations on this
[2981.9s] adventure you carry on your way through water deep and as you're getting nearer you do
[2990.0s] pass a baguette and so you all you all each of you are now in possession of a baguette
[2994.6s] whether you eat it or not that's up to you you get nearer to the city of the dead which is the
[3001.4s] cemetery ward in water deep and from behind you you hear a call out that says uh fun noise
[3013.0s] i think someone's calling you fun fun noise is that you fun times is it burko yes yes it is
[3020.2s] me the master of magic burko well what are you doing here uh well i was i was out uh perusing
[3029.9s] for a delicious baguette which it seems you have found is it back this way would you just like
[3036.6s] mine no i wouldn't want to take one person's baguette it's no no i i insist i'm still very
[3044.6s] full from our all meat dinner that is very kind of you i will hold it and not not eat it
[3049.1s] until i give you the news that you sir might be shorter for good
[3057.2s] as i hand him the baguette like oh well that's it's not exactly the news i wanted to hear so
[3063.7s] i looked into this wild magic asked a few friends uh you know we mulled it over we
[3071.3s] talked about it usually when wild magic is involved it um it creates
[3082.4s] irreversible effects it is to be not not toiled with
[3091.2s] so he should just stop doing magic altogether well i mean if he doesn't want to get shorter
[3097.4s] that's probably a great idea if you're just dabbling in in in the dark arts without
[3105.4s] proper education as one does
[3111.2s] so wait the wild magic is a dark art well it's it's unexplained by
[3117.8s] my many in in the in the education field it's just something unexplained doesn't mean
[3123.8s] dark though i was just using a metaphor to to try and scare you away from shrinking more
[3130.2s] seemed like you were trying to magic shame me i was not trying to magic shame you you gave me
[3135.0s] this delicious baguette and for that i am eternally grateful and wish i had proper
[3139.9s] better news for you you took a man's baguette and gave him terrible news i don't think that's
[3144.8s] very good bedside man i tried not to take his baguette knowing that i had not proper good
[3150.7s] news to give him it's okay you can still have the baguette thank you thank you very much um
[3158.9s] sorry to not be of any more help um perhaps you could get your friends to pull hard on your legs
[3166.7s] and and on arms i hear that's a new thing they're rolling people out trying to stretch
[3173.5s] them stretch them taller okay um that's terrible i'll think about that uh just random weird
[3180.8s] question for you for men any three-eyed people um well uh no not okay not i mean no oh yeah well
[3191.4s] we got you here something burst out of my side that you said look i told you i'm not a doctor
[3196.6s] it was a little person that is very strange
[3204.7s] how why do you have a little person inside your side out of my satchel i take the uh like the
[3211.1s] teeny tiny i assume it looks like a little snakeskin snowsuit that's sort of what i'm
[3215.8s] picturing yeah yeah like uh yeah it'd be really hard to get out of if you had to pee what is
[3221.9s] well this is the uh the shedded um exoskeleton can you not wave it in my face well i just want
[3231.0s] you to take a real close up yeah that looks vile yes uh and that came out of you no no
[3238.2s] the thing that shed it came out of me i mean so and now we're tracking it down really yeah
[3245.0s] well that sounds like you i think the world needed more than one of me and so i burst myself
[3254.6s] it's a very high high view point you have of yourself
[3260.6s] mm-hmm yeah um well i'm gonna have to hit the books on that one
[3267.3s] when you take my baguette and feel free to swing by and talk to fran and
[3273.6s] let her know you're you're coming to visit me again
[3279.7s] okay okay bye burko hope i see you tomorrow zumba i will i will be there after carbo loading up
[3287.0s] with this baguette i would hope so you betcha gotta work off this this sweet baguette oh he
[3292.9s] takes a bite oh you're missing out good friend sweet noise so we just ran into him on the street
[3301.0s] right he wasn't in the graveyard no no he's he was just yeah before you got to the the ward he
[3306.2s] just he just came upon you it's funny how that happened so you carry on your way and
[3315.0s] you make it to the gates of the city of the dead and it is a it is a gated ward it goes
[3322.0s] all the way around hillip explains to you if you had not ventured out that far into the city yet
[3328.3s] but it is um yeah entirely iron gated fence and iron rot fenced off
[3335.7s] um the gate is passable it's not locked if you so desire to enter
[3342.9s] let's do it yeah now and never i got 11 hp let's go into this graveyard meet this three-eyed
[3349.1s] no-mouth boy
[3352.6s] what are you doing to how are you entering what are you what's the the general mood of the group
[3358.7s] here i take my daggers out it's a dark graveyard yeah yeah i think i would i would not looking to
[3365.1s] stab a little three-eyed boy or anything like that but like who knows what else might but
[3369.1s] you want to be ready yeah i would like to kind of nervously rubbing the feather necklace
[3375.4s] i have in my hand yeah i've got my war pick out just okay um everybody is uh ready to rumble so
[3385.5s] they say hillip is following very close behind um he is holding a torch um kind of over the
[3392.7s] shoulders of glim perhaps perhaps perhaps perhaps perhaps uh he's holding the over the
[3400.6s] shoulder of glim um you carry through the cemetery everybody make a perception roll
[3413.1s] 19 eight eight amy get your own number sorry um aided by the torch light that
[3424.4s] uh hillip is holding over your shoulder glim the general feel at least right now is the
[3434.9s] the shadows are playing tricks on everybody's eyes you see just it it's probably just the
[3442.9s] wind moving the branches uh hillip moot and sully think there are things moving beyond
[3449.9s] their vision uh within the cemetery glim you don't see these things you see them
[3456.6s] rather as as they are tree branches and leaves and bushes and tombstones
[3465.3s] guys it's so creepy in here what do you mean it's just i mean it's dark and i know it's
[3470.7s] the final resting place of a lot of people but just branches and gravestones it's not really
[3477.9s] i think it's just a cemetery at night it has a has a weird vibe i don't know i think there's
[3483.3s] like things in the trees and stuff maybe it is the ken and the berry i think if it was ken i
[3491.5s] wouldn't be so freaked out you know i have a feeling of comfort that is true yeah maybe it's
[3496.4s] that uh three-eyed boy hello you continue you home you continue walking through the cemetery
[3505.5s] kind of going up and down rows and glim as sully and moot and hillip kind of spread out a
[3515.2s] little bit you're all close together but directly in front of you glim you see a small boy in a
[3524.1s] dark hooded tunic and he lifts his head and looks up at you and you see that he has a
[3534.5s] third eye right in the middle of his forehead he's very pale compLexion
[3541.7s] and all four of you here in your head
[3546.0s] the demon gates are opening
[3548.5s] and then he looks directly at glim your destiny it calls
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